Thursday, February 12, 2015

I Empty My Mind on Saturdays

I love general conference but I didn't always. (Crazy huh)


I HATE that I work almost every weekend.

Especially this weekend


I used to by shy about religion but I'm not anymore.



I'm happier too.


I won't shove religion down your throat (because I hate those people) but I do mention it a lot.


You told me I was real the other night and you said I was allowed to like rap music AND Bon Iver.

I was allowed to wear t-shirts and button ups.

I was allowed to like photography and the gym.



You told me that I broke the "cool kid" stereotype. (Even though I'm not cool)


And I think that was the greatest compliment I ever received.


Jay Z-lost one will instantly change my mood.

Look it up.


I love classical instruments in hip hop.






I can't wait for the fault in our stars to come out in theaters.

Even though we agreed that they shouldn't look like siblings.

And her hair should be longer


I could listen to Kanyes verse on sanctified over and over and over and over…etc.


Why are my legs small?


Hell is a place where your gym shorts are staticky and there's nothing you can do about it.


Why are people ridiculed for going to the gym? Because it's not the popular thing to do? Or maybe it is?

I think a select few give everyone that goes to the gym a bad name.


That's lame.


If you only go to the gym to do curls and score chicks…stop.


You ain't scoring chicks player.


I wish I knew how to plat the piano.

I played guitar when I was younger but now I'm older.


I'm too young to grow up.






I can iron a shirt and do laundry but as much as I want I can't live on grilled hand and cheese.



I thank the big man upstairs everyday that I wasn't born with cankles.



I'm not one to judge but if you have cancels you might be picked last.


That being said I would take cankels for a fully functional pancreas any day.


I just saw an old man with a pony tail and a marijuana leaf on his shirt.
That's all.


Sometimes I say things thinking they're funny but really they're not.

I'm self-conscious of my legs.

Don't look at them.

There's a large list of people who I would like to punch square in the face.

I just pulled up the timer on my phone and it had been going for 23 hours…

Whoops.


If you don't appreciate Adele then that's messed up.


She might be the GOAT.


Or one of them at least.

Top 7

Childish Gambino is underrated


I could listen to Bon Iver all day.


I still don't know the correct way to say Bon Iver


Explosions in the Sky is my go-to blogging music.





I just realized how big of an impact my parents have had on who I am today.

I learned today that you really can't please everyone so I quit trying, and for the longest time I thought that 

made me insensitive but really it makes me mature.


I'm in the process of learning that it's useless to be mad at the past.

It's already happened so why waste that energy on something you can't change.

It really bugs me when my fingernails get too long


WHERE THE REAL HOMIES AT?



I hate "dubstep"


That isn't music.


I've learned more about myself in the past month then I have in 17 years.


Don't ask me how or what, just agree.


Your song is rouge valley by the wolves and the ravens and I don't know how long I can sit in this sauna 

because I'm getting sweaty and it's hard to hold my phone and no that wasn't some deep metaphor but I would

 like to watch the sunrise with you soon.



I'm going through growing pains but that's ok because when it's all said and done I'll be stronger.


Sauna: 1. Malcolm: 0


Cowlick: 1. Malcolm: 0



You're wasting precious time if you think about all the negative things in your life. There's no positive outcomes from negative thoughts.


Negativity: 0. Malcolm: 1

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